For the last 32 years I have been locked away by the dark ones in an engineering career that tried relentlessly to stifle my creativity…

I faced daily assaults from Hobgoblins and Vargheists of the worst variety…

The most brutal among them earned the title,

“Program Manager“

But my will was strong, and I refused to give up – I continued to battle my way through the vast hordes of Middle Management…

Each time I thought my sword had swung its last, the tides of battle reversed, and I found moments to embark on great adventures!

Now gather round while I share my collected wisdom, and we shall set the stage together for epic tales!